Showing posts with label Bad Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Movies. Show all posts

Monday, 2 December 2019

Bad Movies review - Battlefield Earth.




I never review this for a long time since I started my review in 2010. In 1999, I went to see Star Wars Episode I with my uncle Ahmed (The worst prequel) and I just saw the teaser come out Battlefield Earth, I was shocked to see the title which I had no idea I thought was Star Wars movie. After I watched Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace I cannot explain the worst movie pretended to smile after I saw the movie. I saw a poster of Wing Commander based on the game just like I play on PC without a joystick controller, my uncle told me "You need to see this?" I saw, "No, just go back home".

Entertainment Weekly spoof poster for Battlefield Earth. 

I had never watched a movie before I make fun of Battlefield Earth and I made a joke about the movie until I wrote "That movie sucks!"

His head looks like John Travolta
 

Everyone doesn't buy those toys due to low badge movies and bad toy sales at Toys "R" Us. I look at the internet Trendmasters who bought Godzilla, Mars Attack!, Lost in Space, and Indpence Day. My friend had a collection of toys in his bedroom without showing his photo. The boys nobody buys Battlefield Earth has poor toys in 2000. Trendmasters toy company blame Godzilla for the animated series due to the failure of the 98 toy line. However, the 1998 Godzilla line proved to be a loss for many retailers and selling to Jakks Pacific.

John Travolta wanted to make the movie based on the book for many years because he is Scientology (I'm not going to joke about Scientology). It was like a passion project wanted so bad that the movie and open it say, "Battlefield Earth - a Saga of the year 3000". They had already rendered the title screen they couldn't go back and change because of cost money should call it "Evil Laughter The Movie" at the end Teri just laughing scene. The movie looks boring, with bad special effects and shooting cows in the training camp.

In the early-2000, the same year of Arnold Schwarzenegger in "The 6th Days" the cloner movie turned a notorious box office flop since Columbia pictures Ishtar failed the box office bomb. John Travolta won the razzle for worst actor, worst producer, and worst writer but until 10 years, a decade of Razzle awards. 

I posted my Tweet about Gotti similar to Battlefield Earth Rotten Tomatoes in 2018





Saturday, 28 April 2018

The worst video game movie ever made.


I will discuss on the blog "the worst video game ever made" since 2001 #LaraCroft #TombRaider movie.


Tomb Raider (2018) 


Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001).

Almost got $ 48.8 million ($269.4 million) similar to $ 48.2 million ($ 274.7 million) in box officer failed. Last time, I wrote a discussion "Super Mario Bros" the first worst video game movie made a box office bomb. The popular video game franchise Tomb Raider will be adapted to the screen twice before in 2001, and the film sequel 2003 "The Cradle of Life". One thing two movies got right it was casting of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft, was perfect in the role but aside Jolie those films are terrible. I had seen on television, and I didn't watch in Egypt until I was 17, I borrowed his computer without internet connection in his bedroom. I watched "Shrek, and Tomb Raider on the computer until I was 23, I watched two films in four times I 've no ideal wasn't based on video game exist. I check the review on the internet it was a disappointing film. I get confused thought Indiana Jones movie rip-off that movie is a failure. This is latest Tomb Raider, based on the rebooted franchise, I had not seen the film because I was playing Fortnite. I've been following Tomb Raider 1996 with the big box of PC CD Rom and PS1 love the franchise, Indiana Jones. I actually played it when I was 12, I get frustrated angry tires press keyboard button to jump escape.

I had seen trailer back in 2017, Alicia Vikander, play Lara Croft, she does not have Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram because she likes being normal life without social media except her Swedish trainer who posting on the Instagram photo showing how workout on the set.

I have not seen the movie again. I will get DVD soon.

Next movie, I will discuss one of the worst movies of all-time.