Saturday, 28 June 2014

I spend more time in resort.


2 days ago, I had a spend more tine in resort was my first time I felt like to be foreign born in UK. I just stir two women's from UK, once met him Salah from Libya just like my original. I ask them "What you like to take picture? And the women say, "No" that fat lady no one take picture of her because she already. I saying bye to Sam being my friend, Animation team, and rest of them in Tropitel Sahl Hashish resort. I ask him seeing me on my Facebook and Twitter. I've some pictures for Instagram. I went to fly to Cairo. I gave my email to Sam for leaving at hotel.

Here some picture of them.


Meet Animation team (Julie, Sam, and Ogla) dancer everyone loves this was the first time. 


I met with Olga Vozhova from Russia, she a care taken in Snoopy club named after comic strip. I talk about my movie and she love to be actress. 


Meet Julia from Germany, she wear pink T-shirt and she looks great performance DJ. Her face looks like Alla Kushnir. 

What you think about my blogger. 

I'll be back soon some and more film reviews soon.  




Tuesday, 24 June 2014

I'm enjoying in resort.

Yesterday, I walk to beach again. I look at two women in swimsuit green with sparkly & black once I saw them before. I saw her wear pink t-shirt part of "Animation Team" it not cartoon or computer graphic there wear t-shirt teams. His name is Sallah met a two women from England, she looks slim and fat were best friend in holiday (laugh) who take picture of them in Cafe, I cannot talk to them i'm just a shine. I just forgot there names remind me of advertise before and after. My skin was burn I check my shoulder piers skin my mum saying "Keep your skin don't remove" like my brother was sun burn now he okay. I look inside Snoopy Club for kids I think bring my game is Call of Duty: Ghosts for children's nah, i'm not allowed to bring my game it might too violence for kids just like my brothers playing Ghosts multiplayer. I try location here in Egypt it Red Sea, Egypt not Sudan made it wrong location on Blogger. I use YouTube account upload my own video it takes time to slow in Lobby. My brother is a b**ch who disliked care about he look angry to me he absolutely worst day of his life, and my father too grumpy old man. That tattoo guy wearing a  Gold Gym t-shirt. His face look like Brock Lesnar. I call them "the Bodybuilder couple". A huge muscle man look like worst director Uwe Boll, and Hulk from the Incredible Hulk. I guess might be a comic book fan his wife she pregnant congratulation to her. I met Dina on elevate is single mother with her son. I was fought she married a husband. I was at cafetieres I'm looking behind him that guy look like Bill Murray from Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Lost in Translation and Zombieland. My brother brought WWE bootleg Batista, and that women look at me cover her eye from sunlight I'm saying to her "Why you look at me?" and she say "Nothing" she look like Judy Greer or Anne Heche, my apologize to women for looking at me along with her friend or daughter, she look fat lay down the chair at the pool, I like her. I met a tall man is little English made me funny. I don't make fun of them in foreign. I talk to Osama on Facebook message almost run out batteries went back to room charge it. I watch World Cup fall a sleep in cafe needs drink coffee to watch football match.

I apologize to all in resort and the beach.

More pictures to comes.

Saturday, 21 June 2014

I'm in Red Sea, Egypt



I travel to Egypt, i'm not in Cairo I just going to Tropitel Sahl Hasheesh. I didn't go to see X-Men Days of Future Past because we just travel to Red Sea to going to resort now i'm in Red Sea. I heard many reviews in Hotel. I'm not going to make fun of them. I went to Lobby open Wi-Fi but Twitter does it work in Lobby just Facebook only I apologize to your work. I just saw a blonde hair black swimsuit she speaks many language I never met her or with her friends I just walking to beach.

Saturday, 7 June 2014

Cool as Ice review



It unthinkable, it's insane, I sit down my computer, i'm talking about my review "Cool as Ice". It a not good movies, possibly, it ridiculous thing I've seen. I never watching this when I was a kid in early-1990's. In 2011, I look at review bad-movies.org "Cool as Ice" and I download video for my review then I watching this it a worst film. I have seen From Justin to Kelly, Freddie Got Finger, and other bad movies stuff. I'd before, I start it and I wanna say to the people who hate this movie. Other box office smash they stink this movie. It a worst movie, I remember watching with my childhood friend has VHS tape "3 Ninja kids" it awful martial arts ripping off TMNT and Home Alone back in the 90's, and my childhood friends brought a old video tape for school.I was not enjoy the film it just a worst film all time. Directed by David Kellogg who made bunch of Playboy later director Inspector Gadget it awful film.




Saturday, 31 May 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 game.


The Amazing Spider-Man 2


Halo books

I went to Jarir Bookstore to buy something to play because i'm bored. I was buying two Halo books both on sale, cost SR58, and The Amazing Spider-Man cost SR 278. I spend my SR 200 for buying one game. I was a big fan of Spider-Man, I grow up watching Spider-Man cartoon and reading comic-book. In 2000, when I was a teenage playing Spider-Man on PS1 was my first time it was a lot of fun.     

May 29, 2014

I was sending email to my friend birthday. My sisters too much talking and laugh make me piss went to my room and starter playing a new game.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Zack Snyder Batmobile!



I look at that picture of Batmobile it amazing, Zack Snyder might going to ruined that movie and my reaction to Ben Affleck going to play Batman like Daredevil. The suit Bat logo look like Frank Miller Batman. The worst part is Batman Forever new Batmobile car chase scene and zipping to wall Dick Greyson stealing Batmobile and Batcave destroy by The Riddle.


Batman & Robin one of the worst movie all time about Batmobile one seat look like at picture it look terrible. I've see toy when I was 12 years old I just want Batmobile for Batman, and I never buy Robin toy. I never buy Batmobile it look ugly car it has disco ball. I watch Batman Begins 5 times Batmobile look like a tank awesome. Now I seen a new Batmobile for Batman vs Superman.

Monday, 28 April 2014

Message to Njhcerebus.

Hi Nathan James Harrison

You don't know me like I did a reviews on my blog. You remember my name is Mohamed Ahmed and also my real surname is El-Hejazi before change my last name secret identity. You remember me, and I met you we were little  become new friends. In 1999, after moving to Saudi Arabia. I watch you video copying  my Fifa13, I was pissed off. You should make a reviews like TGWTG I did made my own blog. You still being a fat like Boogie2988 pay detention Harrison. You dress a pink nose wolf customer Cerebus it too fat and I laugh not my problem. I am not a bully because I like you wear a Cerebus customer. Remember me, I use to add you to my friend before unfriend me on Facebook account for pissing off. I tres to follow you now block me like everyone are non-furry animals. I want to come back to Manchester what they did to me as a child. I write Twitter about going back to Manchester for my apology to my old friends, I went to back to Manchester with my parents for one day I miss my chance to see my childhood friends. I watch you parody The Walking Dead Vimeo and my planned to make my own video with my friends for live stream. I brought Call of Duty: Ghosts for PS3, I did a play mutiplayer before my brother taking over Call of Duty game. I am not a short man I am a tall man that my brother wear my cloth should him mini me, Nathan you did a great job playing MGS was your first time on PSOne. I am a big fan of Metal Gear Solid I do enjoy Snake Eaters since I play MGS PsOne just like you. You told me Titan A.E. came out in 2000, I never watching because I just miss it all before when I was a teenage watching Titan A.E. on TV it was fun kids movie too violence for neck twist like you said "It for violence (Small Soldier) soldier invade the house, her mother throw tennis racket to soldier" back in 1998. My childhood friend Wayne shows a newspaper  for David reading a Small Solider review it too violence I didn't know too violence battle scene Small Soldier. I feel like a idiot and I like how ending about destroy blue alien ship.

Thank you, and I apologize you send me comments. 

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Open Letter to Ian Gasson (no video or Picture).

Dear Ian

I met you was a first time with my glasses. I send you message didn't read me and I writing my blog respond you This is blog it not a Fan Fiction repeat it not a Fan Fiction. I did write my reviews for difficult watching films. Like a same thing you did first time for showing my blog interested. I send you message you was busy where were you you don't have blog why don't you send my blog your forums responding. You made me mad you remember you did a recorder video for YouTube and I was a seat after shot I was pissed off to room not listening to me I want to be famous. Maire, you met Gene Wilder at Waterstones picture I grow up watching Gene Wilder films. Must be you famous Maire. I check members you not on forums. I knew it was you Ian, Today I am going back to Libya, please visit me in Libya Photo Copy shop in Future and nothing to scary don't worry my cousin going to protect you like bodyguard. I hear you don't have Twitter account and why? I fought you've twitter about like Maire. I am famous blogger in the world just like them all. I dream to be a film maker for making my own film filming in London inspired by Saturday Night Fever and other films. Ian why not talk to me on Skype and Google Hangout you've webcam so use Skype like me I talk to my family and my friends on Skype. I post on forums for saying goodbye you didn't read it at all. I am coming back to England what you had to say about me. I read your forums jealous how came you went to Toy Museum I love robot toys since I was a kid got collection of robot tin toy that black robot toy with screen was just like mine.







Saturday, 8 March 2014

My apologize for delay I just busy on Twitter.

18 February, 2014

Thank you for sending me my birthday message you forgot send me email.

March 3, 2014

I watch Oscar 2014 I should go back to bed because watching too much TV. I write Twitter about Oscar 2014. I had a great for Google Hangout write comment say "Hello" then comments live stream.

Congratulation to Will and Jaden Smith for won Razzie Award for Worst Actor (Jaden Smith) and Worst Supporter (Will Smith). I never watching After Earth worst movie ever. My favorite worst film is The Last Airbender worst movie, and I hate the fighting scene it boring. I am not a fan of M.Night Shyamalan, he a worst director and ruined my favorite series Avatar: The Last Airbender in 2009. Many worst live action movies Speed Racer I grow up watching Speed Racer one of my favorite anime back in 90's was rerun in Arabic & English dub was first time. Dragonball: Evolution it a terrible film and I hate battle scene is Goku vs Piccolo, my brother loves Dragon Ball Z, now live action movie is sucks! I big fan of Anime Dragon Ball series I just saw on Cartoon Network website and went to Egypt visit my auntie watching Dragon Ball Z Trunks and Android Saga during my uncle wedding day I miss them all episode about Vegeta vs. Android 18. I watching a video clip on the internet and I enjoy reading an online Manga, and playing Dragon Ball Z video game better then worst live action movie.


Friday, 24 January 2014

Open letter to Abdullah Alrsheed

Dear Abdullah

You don't know me, I did an write my own blog for 3 years ago before my reviews on my blog. Remember when I was a sixteen to eighteen, and I met you was a teacher first time before headmaster. After graduation from Academy in seven years ago and working with you, I heard you about on the news (I never read the news because I just write forums with my friends). I send your email and didn't listening to me. I didn't write review bad movies because I need to watch download films for my reviews it take times to write my own blog I had completer on label. I am not going to use upload some video with movie and music because YouTube copyright content, and making own video with my friend's shows up to you.

I apologize you send me my email, and Facebook respond me.

Please talk to me at my Skype right now, I know missed Live Message because it was a shut down in 2013, now having own Skype. I enjoy Skype talk to my friends and family.

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

RIP Gekidan


To my friend Gekidan, you are awesome.

I saw his Facebook picture didn't know he just a disability like my old friend on bus. I love his JEFusion website. I met on HJU for love his site in four years ago. I just read his news about new Kamen Rider and Super Sentai with Japanese magazine scan. I don't add him because I follow him Facebook.

Goodbye to Gekidan, will miss your blog. 

Friday, 6 December 2013

Call of Duty: Ghosts review


Best Game Ever!

Hey Guys, i'm back today I finish the campaign and re-player with veteran it hard game to get PS3 Trophy/Xbox Live Achievement for "earn the mask". I enjoy multiplayer with my players it awesome. I can't remember a days ago, I went to eXtra with my father and brothers for buying an Call of Duty Ghosts with there money, I know that card was a fake inside it ridiculous download. One day later, my father, went to Jarir Bookstore with my brothers, I look all the news video games awesome and finally found an Call of Duty: Ghosts Free Fall Edition started purchase cost SR 249 (£32.99) and I just saw a huge box it Call of Duty: Ghosts Hardened Edition just like I saw on GAME. My father open the box Disc, I thought was another card like in Extra store. Thanks to my dad ruin unboxing for my review on YouTube. Paper code grumbling by my brother, he act like devil. I finish the mission with recruit, I never getting an Mask in the game because recruit only like normal campaign, I should Veteran for earn the mask for muiltiplayer or Squad, now I still continued to re-play campaign with Veteran after mission got PS3 Trophy. I watch Trailer it awesome having first female playable for mutiplayer. Riley the Dog after name is Ghost from Call of Duty: MW2. I like Behind the Scene an motion captured dog and Hesh voice by Brandon Routh (Clark Kent from Superman: Return).

I gave 8/10 star


Thursday, 7 November 2013

How COD: Ghosts no disc!

I'm back now, I spend an hour write Twitter. 2 days ago, it was a midnight launch worldwide (not in Saudi Arabia) I am so excited to get an game for PS3 for my review. I went to Extra finally found an "Call of Duty: Ghosts" with my father use his credit card. I open the box it a card I fought was a Disc inside. I read a instucton how to download game go to internet and code for download game wait for downloading it take hours for PS3 and prize drew it trick I should not to buy Call of Duty Ghosts in Extra an damn card it a trick pre-order don't buy this game. Next time go to Jarir Bookstore had a disc inside the box.

I regrets to England for midnight launch at GAME in Lakeside I didn't know midnight launch in Lakeside in England because they have a disc that stupid old man (my father) put me back to Saudi Arabia, I should stay in England for long time. I am such an jobless at all for regret to them.